is this casual enough for u
what if i wear this under my real clothes
oh god yes bub ._.
is this casual enough for u
what if i wear this under my real clothes
oh god yes bub ._.
"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
r00d
for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is
for some reason i do not doubt this…
Boys: “i hate spooning cause I always get awkward boners”
Okay. No. Shut up. I’m purposely pushing my butt into your crotch so you get a boner. It’s fun. Boners are fun. If you get one, grab my hips and pull them closer to you. Please.
This girl just told the world our secret reason for loving spooning.
Good to know
Honestly who doesnt like doing this ._.
:)
Anonymous asked:
coolben94 answered:
when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life
omfg
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.
At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark white”
omG… this reminds me of our humor ._.
SKIN
HAIR
BODY
MIND
Something u might be interested in because i know u r a self care person
yeah ive been thinking about resuming a yoga regiment.
Hey everyone who’s been talking about Hillary being the less of 2 evils.
There’s another alternative and his name is Bernie Sanders.
Sanders is a self proclaimed socialist who is one of the two independent senators in the nation.
He’d be the first jewish president.
His platform includes
Raising minimum wage
Equal pay for women
Reversing climate change
Helping workers
Taking on Wall Street corruption
Making College affordable for all
Healthcare for all
He has been fighting for lgbtqiap+ rights since the 90’s
He was against the invasion of Iraq in 2002
He’s been a big supporter of campaign finance reform
He’s committed to improving veterans healthcare and lives after coming home
He’s written a bill to help HIV+ patients afford healthcare
He’s voted to punish crimes in alternative rehabilitative ways
He’s been an advocate for bettering public school education.
He’s pro-gun control
He’s just a good guy who will put the American people above profits. The issue is he’s not even close to as wealthy as Hillary so he hasn’t got a chance unless the people support him.
Bernie Sanders is an Indipendent but he is running as a Democrat, which is great news!! If he were running against Hillary in the general election, he would have split the left-wing vote and ensured a win for the Republicans. This way we can get Hillary out of the running in the primaries!!
Ya but do they ever mean what they say.. just because he says hea going to do this stuff doesnt mean he will
